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WoebegoneFunctionalOwl
Class of 2028
First choice school:
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3.97/4.3
GPA
Political Science
152/180
LSAT
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T3
Legal field experience
URM
Hispanic/Latino
Work
1-4 years
Paralegal
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2024-2025
Result App type FW Resident Schol... Sent Sent raw Received Received raw Complete Complete raw UR UR raw UR2 UR2 raw II II raw Decision Decision raw
80 Drexel University Accepted RDregular decision Feb 19 2024-02-19 Feb 20 2024-02-20 Feb 20 2024-02-20 Apr 11 2024-04-11

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trees1234567
15:14
SLS A reported on LSA
GloveDontSplitUMustAcquit
15:14
if i could send in mike ross ima send that MF
chag
15:14
back when everything went all online in 2020, eveeerrryyyyooooneee i knew started cheating on all their hw and exams and stuff. sometimes i regret being the only goody two shoes i knew who didn't LOL
amlaw
15:14
i hate this process
TediousSparrow
15:17
@chag: ugh I feel that, I wish immoral action didn't make my tummy hurt so much. I can't lie or cheat without feeling horrifically icky :(
SeanStrickland2024
15:18
Immoral action turns me on tbh, can’t wait to defend big pharma 💜
NarwhalOfLife
15:19
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/is-jones-day-the-most-evil-law-firm-on-the-planet
CTCSH
15:19
@chag: those good morales will see you out the door in year 2 layoffs lol
NarwhalOfLife
15:19
remember to bid them at OCI
CTCSH
15:19
Real LR and RC were easy af
GloveDontSplitUMustAcquit
15:19
@NarwhalOfLife: now when u say "bid" them at "oci", what do those quoted terms mean sorry im a dummy
CTCSH
15:20
LG felt the same or slightly better designed to make it so top scorers need to use 33+ mins to do them
CTCSH
15:20
Slightly harder*
chag
15:20
@sparrow i fear we may have selected the wrong profession. or maybe the profession needs more of us! who knows!?!?!
CTCSH
15:20
ara repeal my shadow ban you betch
chag
15:20
@ctcsh no because im cool and fun and everybody likes me
NarwhalOfLife
15:20
OCI is on campus interview. schools get represnetiave from schools come to campus to hold interviews. which firms and how schools allow signups for interviews depends on the school and firms
GloveDontSplitUMustAcquit
15:21
gotcha gotcha thanks
CTCSH
15:21
@chag: ah, I see I should have said right before you try to claim mat leave
SeanStrickland2024
15:21
Jones Day is my target firm, I wanna overturn democratic elections for money
NarwhalOfLife
15:21
bidding is applying.
SeanStrickland2024
15:22
“The law is just words on paper”
GloveDontSplitUMustAcquit
15:23
Woods who do you have winning the election
chag
15:24
dems too split for biden to win i think
aquatichills
15:24
do we think sls is going to get all the decisions out by tmrw
trees1234567
15:25
DLS on LSA too
SeanStrickland2024
15:26
Biden wins, depending on how bad Israel Palestine fractures the dems, if it’s bad Trump wins
SeanStrickland2024
15:27
Either way the American people lose
NarwhalOfLife
15:27
https://abovethelaw.com/2024/04/biglaw-associates-battle-it-out-over-custody-of-mini-poodle/ forget LSD chat im ready to throw down with yall in courts over my pet
SeanStrickland2024
15:28
LSD fight club when?
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