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stockjobber

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A quick definition of stockjobber:

A stockjobber is someone who helps brokers exchange securities. They are like a middleman between the brokers. They buy and sell stocks for the brokers. It's like a game of trading cards, but with money. They are also sometimes called a stock-jobber.

A more thorough explanation:

A stockjobber is a middleman in the exchange of securities among brokers. They buy and sell stocks on behalf of others, usually for a commission.

For example, if a broker wants to buy 100 shares of Apple stock for their client, they may go to a stockjobber who has access to the stock exchange and can make the purchase on their behalf. The stockjobber may charge a fee for their services.

Another example of a jobber is a wholesaler who buys products from a manufacturer and sells them to a retailer. For instance, a clothing manufacturer may sell their products to a jobber who then sells them to a department store.

Overall, a stockjobber is a type of middleman who facilitates the buying and selling of securities among brokers.

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U-Hawaii-Jason-Momoa-Law

13:07

You can do it!

MrThickRopes

14:07

Mah Penis

llama

14:16

@MrThickRopes: What would you say if I told you the reason UMich rejected you was due to your abhorrent comments on this chat?

UnderRepresentedTryhard

14:22

Don’t say that you’ll make me paranoid

llama

14:40

Evidently the Ed Snowden documents, which clearly indicate the CIA shares your online discourse with American institutions of higher learning [law schools], has never met your gaze. But, as the US gov likes to put it, if you have done no wrong, you have nothing to hide!

windyMagician

15:01

what if umich accepted me because of my abhorrent comments in this chat

llama

15:04

Guys I have no idea who's thoughts were expressed above under my username, I have just taken my meds and have no recollection of posting the aforementioned Edgelord gibberish which is completely baseless and devoid of any factual premises.

llama

15:07

@windyMagician: If you were accepted before Jan 1, 2025, then that would make sense, for it is clearly stated in their admissions policy: "abhorrent comments will be used to an applicants advantage early cycle and to the applicants detriment late cycle," where late/early cycle are footnoted to be differentiated on the first day of the new year within the cycle.

This-Is-It

15:37

God look at this guys jaw line: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trofim_Lysenko

Thespinelessspinnerspinnedspinepriortopervingpines

15:41

He mewing

llama

15:46

@Thespinelessspinnerspinnedspinepriortopervingpines: I am unsure what ''mewing" means without context. However, I can say that if you mean a technique that involves placing your tongue on the roof of your mouth to improve your jawline and facial structure, I can confirm you are correct, and Mewing works, for jawline is my most notable feature expressed by new acquaintances.

llama

15:49

@This-Is-It: Did not see your comment until I posed ^, but wow Trofim really puts the line into jawline

Thespinelessspinnerspinnedspinepriortopervingpines

15:49

I mean like a cat

llama

15:49

go mew a curb asshole

Thespinelessspinnerspinnedspinepriortopervingpines

15:50

Mew mew

Thespinelessspinnerspinnedspinepriortopervingpines

15:50

Llama y cat stop the panther stuff one day

Thespinelessspinnerspinnedspinepriortopervingpines

15:51

You can

llama

15:58

I wish I could, but this is the new me. After successfully building an artificial savant syndrome inducing machine [Patent Pending], I have obtained extraordinary abilities and talents in specific areas, notably written communication and understanding. I will use these newly acquired abilities to score a 180 in April. Regretfully, this trade off comes at a great cost to normies, such as yourself, who have to endure my rather mechanical expressive syntax.

Thespinelessspinnerspinnedspinepriortopervingpines

16:00

now do it in spanish

llama

16:07

Savant says no can do.

MrThickRopes

18:23

Waves monday what do we think?

[] TheAdoptedOne

18:24

WL @ WUSTL is my biggest achievement of the cycle

[] TheAdoptedOne

18:24

10 pts under LSAT median and god knows how far below GPA, I am officially "passable for attendance"

This-Is-It

18:29

@MrThickRopes: Definite UGA big wave.

MrThickRopes

18:31

Waves at Loyola, Penn State, Baylor, SMU, GWU, Iowa, W&L, Alabama, Utah, UF, OSU, or Berk?

MrThickRopes

18:31

Or Fordham?

HBCUGirlll

18:35

I hope Alabama wave

MrThickRopes

18:36

ALABAMA

MrThickRopes

18:36

SWEEEET HOOOOME ALABAMA

HBCUGirlll

18:37

lol but they can take their Time if they are coming with good news

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