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A quick definition of false testimony:

False testimony is when someone says something under oath that is not true. This can happen in court or in a written statement. It is different from perjury, which is when someone intentionally lies under oath. False testimony is not a crime, but it is still wrong and can have serious consequences.

A more thorough explanation:

False testimony is when a witness gives evidence that is not true. This can happen in court, in an affidavit, or in a deposition. It is also known as false evidence.

For example, if a witness says they saw someone commit a crime, but they were not actually there, that would be false testimony. Another example is if a witness lies about what they saw or heard in order to help someone else.

False testimony is different from perjury, which is when someone lies under oath. Perjury is a crime, but false testimony is not necessarily a crime.

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Dkk

23:57

Yeah, either with the laundry machine or getting high and dropping his blunt on the couch.

windyMagician

23:57

ppl whose moms did their laundry their whole lives

Dkk

23:57

@texaslawhopefully: You should see how many people do not in the Army lol.

[] texaslawhopefully

23:57

You need a different roommate dk

Dkk

23:58

Lease ends in August. Gunna be set to go to law school then.

[] texaslawhopefully

23:58

@windyMagician: even then, though, it’s not rocket science or anything

[] texaslawhopefully

23:59

Some guys are ridiculous. I guess the guys doing laundry are the same ones who think men don’t need to learn how to cook because they think they’ll find a women to do it for them

[] texaslawhopefully

23:59

*guys not doing launddy

Dkk

0:00

Probably. This guy doesn't cook though. Football team cooks for him that he coaches.

windyMagician

0:00

boys are dumb and literally do not know how to care for themselves. not to be gross but my ex would regularly have poop stains on his boxers.

[] texaslawhopefully

0:01

Doesn’t sound like you’re missing out on much lol

Dkk

0:01

Gross. Yeah I gotta agree. On average women are smarter than men imo.

windyMagician

0:02

yeah whenever i want to cry over this man im gonna think about that

Dkk

0:02

That's good to think about.

windyMagician

0:03

this morning i did find a letter he wrote me on my bday and cried just a little bit since i am a very brave girl

windyMagician

0:03

but yeah. poop stains and dryers full of lint.

Dkk

0:04

That was sweet of him. Last time I wrote a letter to a woman I ended up in a court of law. He should take the class I used to teach on how to wipe your ass. Was a hit in the Army.

Dkk

0:05

Rule 1. When you sit on the toilet and push the poop out, don't squeeze your ass cheeks together at the same time. Had to teach someone that.

windyMagician

0:12

HUH

windyMagician

0:13

he wrote, “when the storm clears, i’ll be here waiting for you on the other side.” …….. no u clearly won’t be

[] texaslawhopefully

0:15

Why are you reading his letter 😭

windyMagician

0:17

in my all to well 10 min version era

[] texaslawhopefully

0:19

I'm here for it. 10 minute version >>

[] texaslawhopefully

0:19

I don't know anyone who listens to the regular one

JumpySubsequentDolphin

0:20

i have a confession

JumpySubsequentDolphin

0:20

i find jake gyllenhaal so attractive

windyMagician

0:24

boo lame corny tomato tomato tomato

windyMagician

0:25

im jk. he is hot yet evil

Dkk

2:05

@JumpySubsequentDolphin: Oh shit that guy looks like the Alaska guy I was drinking with who I lost the $20 he gave me in the power outage.

Dkk

2:05

Very nice!

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