hbd @windyMagician

i already have a masters degree and am now going to law school so andrew tate thinks i should be shot basically

you didn't interview at all this cycle??

my fav interview was my vandy alum one

tbf that was my only real one

dean andy does not count

I feel like Dean Andy would've eaten up Jupiter's stories

for the intro round fun fact

rip dean andy you would have loved jupitersmoons

he did not like the fighter planes prepping for ww3 directly above my head i'll say that

his fault for telling everyone to unmute themselves imo...

yeah how is that your fault?!

i dont have many stories because i only started doing stuff like 2 years ago

i have stories bc things happen to me. i'm very boring in my day-to-day

im not committed to gulc enough bc i didn't rent a hotel room to do my interview in

Im gonna put my cat on my shoulder during and deny that she's there

Beagle, are you 2 years old? The ultimate superKJD wunderkind

i'm 1 and a half but my mom says im very mature

the kjd prodigy

baby lawyer

you're not committed to gulc enough bc you didn't sacrifice your cat

@badhorrormovie

the sequel to boss baby

CRYING

boss baby 2: baby lawyer

why is this not a movie yet put us in the writer room NOW

having to explain to my friends this weekend that law school rankings are not reflective of undergrad rankings

thanks to me my bf knows all the law school lore. he knows t14 and everything

what other bizarre jupiter lore am i retaining

@windyMagician nooo gulc will reject me if i don't sign my soul over to them and sacrifice my first born child

my dog got stolen by neighbors for 3 months

i had a compulsive liar friend who faked cancer, a domestically abusive partner, and anorexia (in that order)

what

WHAT

@windyMagician me having to explain that byu is ranked higher than one would expecr

jupiter this is why u got into notre dame (besides ur hard work) u deserve a big win

see i always find these instances as lore building

i’ve started doing things for the plot

i had court ordered therapy when i was probably three or four and i had almost graduated when my therapist died, so they made me do it again (i barely remember this but find the irony comical now)

DEAR LORD

i hope u continue to get wins

and heal

ty bestie i promise all of these are just good stories now

no more trauma only funnies

ur personal statement probably went hard (im so sorry again for everything u went through)

((please don’t be sorry this wasn’t a trauma dump i’m genuinely so fine and all of these are so bizarre that they’re funny now))

`

(((also my personal statement had nothing to do with any of these these were just sidequests)))

oop im cleaning my keyboard mb

dead

SIDEQUESTS??????????????

real

me treating traumatic experiences as sidequests because my main journey is beautiful and wonderful heart emoji

everyone told me my personal statement was good but i think they were lying

babybel cheese is so fucking delicious

too salty

i bet u money it's a good personal statement

go to jail

WOAH??????????

NTM ON BABYBEL

it is prob fine i keep trying to compare myself to others and im afraid my insecurities have legit given my brain damage

holyyyyyy Jupiter, that's a lot of life

comparison is the thief of joy

^ what bad said

and i live by that

<3

agreed with @badhorrormovie that you getting into NDLS is hard work/brilliance *and* the universe being like "hey Jupiter, sorry for all those times I was toxic"

positives to come out of life stuff: when my dog got stolen by my neighbor we ended up adopting another dog (we thought she was our dog but she wasn’t and she was gonna be put down so we saved her) and she was the best companion ever

imagine if jupiter was the literal planet

this is my head canon

HELLO

why can't i search users anymore

i need to see how my june princesses did

go to schools they applied to and keyword search for them in the applicants table

(annoying but it's a workaround)

thank u i heart u so much

xoxo

now i have to remember where they applied.....

yeah and it's no help if they didn't apply/didn't update that :/

cue cryptanon telling us to fill out the feedback form

@cryptanon pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls i'll fill out a form too but pls pls

hey bad where are/are you going? ur profile is blank and i don’t know if i heard ur most recent update

@ParallelAgreeableOrangutan i appreciate u nonetheless <3

i'm an r&r

< / 3

i used to have my story but the update nerfed it HAHAH

are you going to retake the lsat?

i have so much faith that good things r coming your way

yep!!! i got a 163 without studying so now im like okay what if i actually study

I HEART U JUPITER

i applied so late too i goofed myself < / 3

and so far? actually studying has been paying off (knock on wood)

yeah i was in late app boat too

but if u study and apply early i sincerely doubt that u won’t get some super favorable options

u best come join me at ndls next year

i would LOVE TO!!!!!

we can room and i’ll have even more crazy stories for u

i've been pt'ing 170s so i'm like pls let this happen on the retake

OMG ROOMIES

omg get into it

roomies because of lsd law would actually be so fun ,, i always worry about finding a roommate if i have to move

me too

y’all do not want to know the mess I have created by dipping from W&L

tldr; that lease I signed? prop mgmt company not stoked w me for breaking it

omg how late did nd get back to you with a decision???

like two weeks ago

late June

NO WAY

deposit due (and submitted) last Wed

was a gnarly turnaround and couple days for Jupiter

im glad u got in though

u missed some seismic breakdowns

despite the timeline being SHITE

yeah me too. they lowballed me on scholly but there is a nice long list of reasons why it made the most sense for me

A WIN FOR JUPITERMOONS

number 1 reason — South Bend had a Trader Joe’s bless tf up

nd alumni system is insane

like they will hook u up

that’s actually number one reason lol. that with the national reach for job markets… yuh

@badhorrormovie not that i’m any more informed, but this next cycle, if u need any advice or anything, my reddit is pretty much the same here (add 0108 at da end) and i will always offer a helping hand

first gen af over here and we gots to help each other

@badhorrormovie you scored 163 without studying at all? you're gonna KILL IT next time around

@ParallelAgreeableOrangutan this is what i'm saying

how do y'all think next cycle will be? less competitive or more

Registration for the August test is WAY up. That could just be people trying to get ducks in a row so that they can apply earlier, dunno.

people think it will be more competitive. I think the LSAT registrations are astronomically high

https://report.lsac.org/TestTakers.aspx

I don't think there will be more people applying overall, but there will be more early, and those might be better applications.

I don't think that one metric is enough to make a good guess either way

Basically, I think that high August number is mostly leftovers from failed applicants this cycle.

I saw people posting about it on reddit but its not conclusive

There's literally only one metric available right now. 😂 Applications aren't even open yet.

I think, on the contrary, there may be more apps bc I've seen a large trend of retaking and reapplying for this next cycle bc this past cycle was so competitive

election bump is on the way out. if economy does okay, that also trends toward fewer higher-ed applications. guess we'll wait and see

I agree the August LSAT reg numbers are likely just rollover from previous year, may signify an overall trend or just an anomaly

im wondering if it's becoming trendier to apply early

could be. definitely the smarter option

i think everyone should wait until I take the lsat 🥺

is there a seperate page for decisions regarding transfer applicants?

I don't think that's a thing on here since typically that process is based on 1L grades rather than uGPA and LSAT

any asu updates

hey guys! taking the lsat in February; little antsy. Any advice?

you got a **** ton of time, best advice is to make the lsat your *****

**** that **** up

slow stroke the lsats pussy til it creams

@Auburnkid22 I liked LSAT Lab. I had poor direction in my study, and their stats helped me focus on what was most effective for the final stretch. I raised my score by 3 points in the one week I used the program. I aimed for a practice score 4 points higher than my target score and hit right on target.

I actually raised my practice score by 8 points in that week, but felt ooky the day of the test, so the final outcome was 3 points higher than starting practice that week. I didn't retest because I'm not trying to get into a high ranking school.

There's a structure to the questions that you have to get used to, and there a bunch of tells that narrow the answers a lot.

Just visited IIT (Kent), anyone know how they are with splitters re: scholarship

If you don’t apply early to your top choice this year you’re regarded

Also there’s no more “public interest” law, will cease to exist. That flame is getting snuffed out at long last.

public interest to personal injury

stfu im gonna be a public defender and be a cool leftist

I love public defenders but I could never do it personally

I do close work with a public defender and he wanted to get "f*** cops" on his knuckles

he's a G and lowk my fave coworker (he's in his 30s, married with a kid and bald)

he's just like me fr

any asu updates?

its like those tiktok videos, day 7 of asking asu to accept me, day 8..., day 9 LMAO

day 40 of asking gulc to accept me with a -4 lsat

i fully intend to work as general counsel to Emperor Palpatine through whichever V20 he hires

rcvd an interview invite for ASU last week

(for the online program)

acab in your 30s , horrible stuff

the reddit life,

hiiiii

Why does this website suck so much - I have been struggling for two days just to create an account lol

i fear the issue may be within

@DarkEagle87

best of luck

reading lsat content on here makes me so glad im not in that shithole part of my life anymore

@windyMagician Public Defender is not Public Interest.

@LawCarrot Nice to see you again @ABCCarrot.

@saintcamp 100%. The PI networks draining soc

Society of tax payer dollars to grift bullshit are finally dieing. Thank God

Public interest refers to broder societal liberal bullshit. Public Defenders actually do work to help society.

Wow, you are 100% right. I can't even generate a prompt for this one @Blockdaemon

@JustifiableAnanas what's wrong with account creation?

walking into my haircut appointment today with pics of clairo and sophie thatcher as the inspo

what da helly what are you doing here chatgpt

shouldn't you be off helping the state bar of cali write the exam???

Margaret thatcher

@badhorrormovie pray you have a gen z hair stylist lmfaoooo

is this clairo shade?

nah, not Clairo shade. hairstylist shade

if anyone here knows clairo pls introduce me, cause were gonna get married, she just doesn’t know it yet

@JupitersMoons i've been going to my stylist for years!!! she's like late 40s but she gets me fr

is this clairo shade

i used to take the train back to my hometown to get my haircut with her because 1) chicago prices and 2) she knows me fr

my last haircut was like october 2023

ur name is insane i love it

i have bangs and my hair grows so fawking fast so i gotta trim them every 4-5 weeks it's tough

@ASU11 thank you! good luck to you as well!

@badhorrormovie curtain bangs or bang bangs

get banged

@badhorrormovie i think that having a go-to stylist is more intimate than a loving romantic relationship

@TylerDurdenxTravisBicklexReader bang bangs

@JupitersMoons my relationship with my stylist has lasted longer than any relationship i've ever been in

that's my ride or die < 3

y'all i have been enrolled in Canvas courses

i'm so naive why did i let this happen to me again

< / 3

schoolwork < / 3

Oh my gosh i got waitlisted on to harverd

Hardverd*

nah saying that public defense isn't public interest is crazy

windy I'm convinced it had to be troll ragebait

Yeah I’m a pubic defender

I imagine with 100% success. That personality is a better deterrent than a chastity belt.

j/k ily but that was wide open

yale waitlist movement?

i know this girl who was admitted to michigan got off the yls waitlist about a month ago

The status check success is not looking functional, unless I am misunderstanding what that means, which is probable honestly

any asu updates

ethel cain yaoi’d too close to the sun

i gave up on ASU

LMAO

i think they gave up on us

do u think they will take anyone off the waitlist at this point

penn state just sending me a decision

girl i know it was no but DAMN it took forever

i know a girl who's a bottle girl while she studies for the lsat and honestly that sounds like the move

wtf happened to llama

idk i miss him

@badhorrormovie I was never cute enough to pull that off.

that part

@PoisedDevilishChicken i believe in u

and u too @windyMagician

i randomly thought of llama but since no user lookup i can't even find them

bad u can still creep. u just have to put it in the url

https://lsd.law/creep/llama

jupiter i hear y

HEART

just got a rando profile and a 144 10 years ago could get you into goo schools....wowie

GOOD

woah i cannot type today

dw baby i also am having a stroke. everyone remind me to not drink on weeknights. my fwickin back hurts

anyway i just saw that someone with better stats than me that applied before me and got their decision at the same time as me was waitlisted for ndls. feeling awko

u shouldn't feel awko!! u worked hard for ur spot

me versus imposter syndrome

@JupitersMoons They probably couldn't write as well or had terrible mission alignment.

Actually I have no idea what I'm talking about except what I have read.

I'm a splitter just trying to get into a local hybrid so I can eventually be one tiny thing that slows the world from destroying itself while also providing medical care to my elderly cat lol :(

@PoisedDevilishChicken

god damn it. i was doing so good

anyway -- probably. still. need to swallow the imposter syndrome and have an unfounded amt of confidence before next month. rahhhhhh

i'm sorry about your kitty :( what is it's name?

@JupitersMoons They know what they're doing and they picked you. Him's name is Beeper. He's 15 and he's got asthma and anxiety, and arthritis and kidney disease, and I don't deserve how great he is.

He has to get an inhaler twice a day and then get his face washed because the fluticasone is an irrititant, and when it's time, I just sit in the spot we do it and he jumps up by my side to get the inhaler and face washies. It is insanely cute.

humans don't deserve cats. they are too perfect for this world

i'm sorry about Mr. Beeper's health problems, but commendations to you for being such a good caregiver for him

@JupitersMoons Truly. I am fairly old, and they are my guiding reason for doing this.

Aww, thank you.

i'm literally inches away from adopting a cat for law school. apartment is pet friendly and a companion would be so nice

They're good study buddies.

is Beeper your only cat?

Yes, my other cat passed away not too long ago. Beeper is very solitary (read: he will try to eat smaller cats) so I thought I'd give him his final years in peace. The one that just passed had to get medication or care procedures 11 times a day, so I'm well-prepared for the dedication and organization required of law school haha

yeah you sound like you could tackle a JD/MD lol

I'll do anything for cats lol!

me too. My family's had two cats and there's very little I wouldn't do/have done for them

That places you among the ranks of the finest humans in existence.

My first cat I ever owned will literally forever hold the dearest place in my heart. She was going to come with me to college but passed away before and I still think about her once or twice a week, if not once a day.

to all the dog people, I also love dogs and have owned 3 dogs in my life, but cat love is so different and dare i say, better

im super allergic to cats

im allergic to basically all cats except my sisters, so I assume ive developed some sort of immunity to its specific dander

which bodes well for any future cat I get, although I do want a sphinx the most

best friends! there ar4e hypoallergenic cats!

you can gets cats that don't produce the chemical that humans are allergic to (or they produce less) or cats that shed less so the allergen is spread less

i'm mildly allergic but have no problems with specific cat breeds

girl idk i see a cat and im already dying

you would prob still have a reaction to hypo cats, but theoretically less of one?

anyway i'm sorry i hate animal allergies

mines not too bad but one time I catsat for someone and their cats fucked me up

@JupitersMoons I'm so sorry about your cat. You never do forget them. I love dogs also, but I can't give them a good life right now.

I used to be super allergic to cats, but I just kept hugging them and eventually my eyes stopped swelling shut lol. I think my body figured out it needed to drop the allergy or die

Not that I recommend this method to anyone. I was a kid and there was no stopping me.

I wear my cat scars as a badge of honor

my school's groupme having backpack/tote bag/roller bag discourse

oh me too I have gajillion. I have a few scabbed scratches from my mom's beloved monster (he probably needs a friend to beat up instead of me, but this relationship works for us rn)

wait what's the consensus windy i'm on the same fence lol

tote bag obv

tote bag is most stylish, backpack most functional, roller bag is legit crazy

Is there consensus? lol

I have a backpack I like already, but I'm not sure what the book carrying situation is now that we're living in the future

backpack

There are some stylish backpacks. I have the Fjallraven Raven

is anyone gonna do the CALI summer challenge or is that a ndls thing

Hmmm. I'm interested, but still not sure if I will bail on the school I'm in right now. Feel a little unethical taking their access.

what's that?

it's a prelaw prep course done by a "a non-profit consortium of law schools that creates online, interactive learning materials. Almost all law schools are members."

i started the jd advising course but it was too boring

lol

relatable

any asu updates?

i wish this whole process was finished and i knew where im going next year

yuuuuuuup

same

boys and girls and theys -- we're doing federal loans over private loans, right? someone help me tell my immigrant mom why

If you want to do public interest you need fed loans for PSLF

was just talking about that with my coworker who is also likely R&Ring, just wish we had an answer already!